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    R.I.P Windows XP

    http://marciokenobi.wordpress.com/2014/02/09/r-i-p-windows-xp/
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    CLEO Release SP4MM3R.cs

    Hi, As a reply to this cleo request, i release a simple mainchat spammer which puts more than 300 entries in 1 second if activated. In order to activate the mod, we type SPAMON Then it says "hold k to spam", if you press K only once, it will put 300 spams in less than 2 seconds. Imagine what...
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    How to use "0ADC: test_cheat"

    Hi, I recieved a PM about a cleo tutorial which shows how to create a simple cleo file that activates when the user typed something on keyboard. So let's do it  :challenge_accepted: What to do uhm.  :surprised: Oh! , a cleo mod that gives nitro to the car when typed "NOS". Open Sanny Builder...
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    CLEO Release SmartSpeedBoost.cs

    Hi  :ppffh: I am releasing this cheat as a reply to this cleo request. You can edit these things : Remember to put .ini and .cs file together inside the CLEO folder. Without the .ini file it will give error and then won't function. Rar password is the name of the website, as usual. Have...
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    [SNIPPET] Ammo in clip

    Current Ammo in the clip 0A96: 0@ = actor $PLAYER_ACTOR struct 0@ += 0x718 // Current Weapon Slot 0A8D: 1@ = read_memory 0@ size 1 virtual_protect 0 0A96: 0@ = actor $PLAYER_ACTOR struct 0@ += 0x5A0 // Start of weapon data (28 bytes) 1@ *= 28 005A: 0@ += 1@ // Get weapon structure 0@ += 8...
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    Ugbase.eu comics

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    CLEO Release Ignite & Auto-Eject

    Hi, As a reply to this well-prepared cleo request topic, i have completed the script as it was easy. It allows you to burn a vehicle or to auto-eject yourself from a vehicle after a certain time. It can be configured from a detailed .ini file : Archive password is the website's name, as...
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    a short carbreakdance

    carbreakdance
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    CLEO Release autokeysenderv1.0.cs (a.k.a FACKIN' PRO KEYBINDER!)

    :ppffh: Hi, After the previous automator cleo called autocmdsender.cs which sends commands automaticly, and after this cleo request : I have decided to make a cleo keybinder that presses a button which is written inside it's configurable .ini file.  :forever_hurra: You can configure these...
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    CLEO Release autocmdsender.cs(Upgraded to 10 Slots)

    Hi, Springfield and i, present you, the advanced version of auto_getmats.cs, our new autocmdsender.cs  :forever_hurra: By using this cleo and it's configurable .ini file, you can send server commands automaticly in specific coordinates. In auto_getmats.cs, you could change only the command...
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    Sucky Suckyyy

    You sucky sucky Me cocky cocky
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    CLEO Release SniperZoom.cs

    Allows you to zoom x32 :urtheman: CLEO Sniper Zoom x32 While on scope; you press Y only once ==> x16 Zoom you press Y again after x16 zoom ==>  x32 You press N => zooms out 1 step. For example; if it was x32 then it goes back to x16, if it was x16, then it goes back to x8, which is the...
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    How to send forum PM

    For some people this might look a bit awkward, but for some people this is really a serious question. So lemme show how : First you click on the "New Messages" button. Now, you choose the "New PM" option. In this page, you first type the name of the guy who you send the pm to, and as...
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    The spam section.

    Uhm. :geek: :geek::geek: As a result of contemplating for a while about what had happened in a week on the forum, i just started to think that we don't need this "spammmm" section, as it gives the forum users too much of a kind of liberty by making them think of it as a place where we can...
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    World's best Pole Dancer

    [youtube:fuorlznh]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9FS1bxaGTg[/youtube:fuorlznh] That one ain't so good, this one's better : [youtube:fuorlznh]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PDlvC_7F4I[/youtube:fuorlznh] :megusta: :megusta::megusta:
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    Everything about Samp Functions

    This thread is a bit hard to reach, without a link to that thread you need to search for hours. So i will make this sticky thread which contains only the important informations and files about samp functions from that crowded, grammar-killer thread of styler...
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    adf.ly ===> Deadf.ly

    You just don't like adf.ly links ? I've found out this website : http://de-ads.net/ You copy&paste the link, and click on "Deadfly!", it finds out the hidden link. Though i am not really sure if it still gives a click count to the adf.ly link's creator.
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    CLEO Release auto_getmats.cs

    Hi, For RP servers (especially NGRP) i have scripted a cleo mod which does /getmats command in a specific coordinate for each amount of time which you can configure by editing it's .ini file. If you want it to repeat the command each 4 seconds you type 4000 in the ini, if you want each 2...
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    CLEO Release 2shotterv2.0

    Hi, I have searched for some 2shot automator cleo files, and i have found out that they have either some bugs, or some automatic unwanted actions (ex. switches weapon even after 4shot, which causes stupidity). Therefore i have designed a 2shot automator, which doesn't bug, crash or do some...
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    Harlem shake javascript

    Go to any website, right click, choose Inspect Element, and switch to Console. Copy and entirely paste all the codes below, and press enter. The website will do harlem shake ! javascript:(function(){function c(){var...
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    English lesson : learn the word "with"

    :fu: :fu::fu: GODDAMNIT ! FFS stop typing fucking WITCH it's "WITH" NOT A FUCKING RETARDED "WITCH". IT IS WRITTEN AS WITH HEAR WITH ===> http://dictionary.cambridge.org/media/b ... _/with.mp3 HEAR WITCH ===> http://dictionary.cambridge.org/media/b ... /witch.mp3 OKAY? :angry...
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    Movie 43 Happy birthday scene

    [youtube:10uezo5i]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_C_n9j5EN4[/youtube:10uezo5i] :xD: :xD::xD:
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    Small & short questions

    I'm creating this topic for those who have a very short, and only one simple question to answer.
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    Make your own dance cleo mod

    Here's a long, detailed tutorial about how to create our own dance cleo mod by using Sanny Builder. Now, the thing is, i can not explain anything without giving an example. So i will give an example, let's make a rapper cleo mod ! You press F12 and it raps for some time ;D How to start, Open...
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    CLEO Release SAMP Drift.cs [SYNC]

    SAMP Drift.cs [SYNC] Drift.cs Allows you to drift with any vehicle you want (as long as they are fast), just hold shift while driving and start steering ! In order to use it well enough, you need to play around with it for some time, and get habit of it. Known bugs : Can not drift on mapped...
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    SA:MP Cleo Sync Drift.cs - Coming soon

    [youtube:vup7ca2e]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kX8cEq6qr0[/youtube:vup7ca2e]
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    CLEO Release Yet another crosshair.cs

    hi, I know there is ]OP[Crosshair.cs already which puts crosshair in the middle of the screen (gta vice city-like) but this one is made by using the new samp functions and also doesn't need you to put anything inside "models" folder. It puts + on it's own instead. You need samp functions...
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    Re: Crosshair "hack"

    There is ]OP[Crosshair.cs which puts a crosshair in teh middle of the screen in-game, but every other fps games ? That would be hard. Don't you have a tape dispenser at home ? You can make your own crosshair, if you aren't lazy. Just do this : 1. Take a small piece of adhesive tape out of...
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    CJ & his mate Tuan-Mu

    A hilarious, short, 15-minute-longing story. [youtube:1yzzd5w4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7hxyYRJuAg[/youtube:1yzzd5w4]
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    CLEO Release 1

    This thread is the 3rd and LAST update of the SprunkGuardv1.0 which was appreciated by many people and had been widely used till today ! If you don't know what this is, read this topic. SPRUNK GUARD V3.0 CHANGELOG Use your own desired hotkey for the cheat ! Edit 'SPRUNKGUARD_KEY.ini' to set...
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    CLEO Release Debugger.cs

    Usually there are some "cheats" here right ? But this time, a cleo script became a "useful script", not a "cheating" script ! This script is debugging your target if he was backstabbed, and lying on the floor & staying bugged (fixes the bug when car explodes nearby too) Here we go : Here's...
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    GOKU POWAH

    Just a useless crap for SAMP but it's fun to watch :lol: :lol::lol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijfI0E2_Ngo P.S. bbcodes fail.
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    Untagged Release ammunation.cs

    Idk if it works in NGRP or not but a friend of mine asked me to do it, et voilà i scripted what he wanted. (Sorry if somebody already scripted it.) Give yourself 200 ammo => Numpad+ Give yourself only 10 ammo => Numpad- If you want the keys to be changed, use the capslockbomber's tutorial to...
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    CLEO Release 1

    Hi, idk if this already exists or not but, i have made this stuff a week ago, unfortunately it had a bug when you enter a car. But today, i have just fixed it and it's ready to be used :D :D:D When you activate the mod, you walk like a real FPS lagger, real slowly with laggy movements, and...
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    CLEO Release 1

    This thread is the update of the SprunkGuardv1.0 which was appreciated by many people ! SPRUNKGUARDv2.0 CHANGELOG New and better activation&deactivation ! You can activate/deactivate it easily while running with better and more useful hotkey for everyone with alternatives : Space + Q for...
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    CLEO Release 1

    With 3-4 days of scripting&testing, finally i finished the version 1.0 of this epic bulletproof godmode ! This cheat is called SprunkGuardv1.0, because when it's activated, it gives you 4 Sprunk-Machine Guardians around you, and absorbs bullets in front of you :lol: :lol::lol: Here it is...
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    CLEO Release AntiStun-Shot.cs

    I was bored and was looking for something to script, then i have thought of making this. Ya know, when you get shot with deagle/shotgun/sniper, your character gets frozen for some seconds (that's what we call "getting stunned"). This cleo mod allows your character to not get stunned from...
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