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    [REL] CLEO Player Crasher

    Here I release my Player Crasher. Enjoy crashing!
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    CLEO Release CarControl by Mr.Ze |WITH DEACTIVATION AND PATCHES| + SOURCE

    Right... so many CuntControls, I made one that activates with a command and CAN be DEACTIVATED... and I also wanted to add source with it, so here it all is: How to use: Go inside any car as a passenger. Type a a command /ControlCar to activate or deactivate. Now you control the car as a...
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    [SOURCE] Shitty Godmode + Smarty Godmode #Opcode69 #SprgfldStalin

    Here is how are all those 'magical' Godmodes made: Shitty one: :LOOP wait 0 if 0ADC:  test_cheat "SHH" // Key Enabled / Disabled else_jump @MAIN if 31@ == 0 then 31@ = 1 018C: play_sound 1083 at 0.0 0.0 0.0 0ACD: show_text_highpriority "ACTIVATED" time 1337 else 31@ = 0 018C: play_sound...
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    Who is the legendary Mr.Ze?

    C'mon! Describe me. Post a sexy image of me. What would represent me. Insult me, I dare you, you can't! Fag. How would you present me, the mighty Shrek, to newcumbers? Let's have some fun on my account, bitchez ass slut nigger monkey pirate rekt swampy ninja masterbaiters!
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    SA-MP RemoveObject limit?

    So... there is a RemoveObject limit in SA-MP - limit to the amount of objects you can remove... Any Pawn scripter, programmer out there that would, perhaps, know how to bypass or increase the limit?
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    Anybody here works with CentOS 6?

    The main issue is... I can't get wget to work. Unable to resolve host address error. I can ping, but I cannot use wget to download from net. When I tried to edit ifcfg-venet0 and add DNS, when I restart the server, it resets itself to original - meaning I cannot add DNS to it. Any help?
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    gaben rises

    http://youtu.be/DyobMMJroy0?list=UUzjIzVvUkCx_lUHbKBRvb5g
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    Who's Mr.Ze?

    :dont_care:
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    CLEO Release [REL] Absolute Godmode v2.0

    Absolute Godmode v2.0 Nothing can kill you, nothing can hurt you. This godmode is absolute, perpetual, works both on-foot and in vehicles. Activation: Chat command /SGM and can be changed in a configuration file. Function: Creates a player immunity to death and damage of all kind...
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    CLEO Release [REL/SER] TheMostUselessScriptsEver.cs (Troll service)

    TROLL SERVICE 0100110101110010001011100101101001100101 This are a few hacks that will fuck shit up (not your files or the game itself, just your game session) and it is also a custom service if you wish to bundle any of these within an already existing hack. 1. C1 2. C2 3. D1 4. D2...
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    I'm BACK... and I'm GONE!

    ORE WA CHIN CHIN DAISUKI NAN DA YO idk whats this meant to be thats in the spoiler but its here Yeah, hello, I'm back from a 'vacation' paid and organised by Sprgfld! In the meantime I almost completely quit Skype, CLEO, but not hacking... instead I went on keylogging, RATing, etc. for...
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    Sprgfld is an fagit

    springfield u r an fagit m9-1 I rek u 1v1 420 i bash ur head in i piss ur mouth i swear on mi mom
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    Mi anus crave sum lovin | Opcud pls

    My anus ez so wet rite nauw Opcud pls gib
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    silent. vs mr.ze spam topic

    Literally taken from NIEX :P And NO, this is NOT GPCI Unbanner, this is simply GPCI changer. I will test it if it works. And, no, you didn't make one yourself.
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    [E3] Dragon Age: Inquisition Trailer

    http://youtu.be/xnXlKrBItc0 New sequel to the Dragon Age franchise. Open-world with both action and strategy. Dragon Age is an action RPG game series. This trailer is all in-game engine footage on Frostbite 3.
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    You can't cork the Borque!

    MAPLE GEAR SOLID: SYRUP EATER http://youtu.be/vgecG13jEfk NOBODY CORKS THE BORQUE!! COMING SOON
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    Help [DB] SA-MP Error Database

    Error Database Exception at address 0x00000000 SA-MP is not initializing properly. Restart your PC and/or delete gta_sa.set and/or remove any recently added modifications and/or reinstall GTA San Andreas as well as SA-MP. Exception at address 0x0040F64C Permission issue, usually on...
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    Niggers in the night

    It gets meh evrytiem
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    CLEO Release [REL/SE] SA-MP DayZ Weapon Hack FINAL

    DAYZ WEAPON HACK FINAL Hack weapons on classic DayZ scripts and don't get caught by the Anti-Cheat, ever. Activation: Type "GUNZ" on keyboard. Function: Gives you weapons on DayZ without being detected by an anti-cheat. Note: This only works on classic DayZ scripts based on the original...
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    [NJ] Battlefield 3 is FREE, Battlefield: Hardline leaked and more!

    News Junkie .................................................... So I decided to make news thread... currently related to gaming, might even bring other media in too. I am planning to do this one to two times a week, just 10-20 minutes of my time, and if it gets people interested, I might...
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    Rate my GF

    My true GF (All others were jealous of her)... The beauty... the terror of her beauty is majestically terrifying! God, I love her...
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    Help [TuT] [VPN] Open VPN Gate | Ban Evade! | Easy, Simple, Functional

    Open VPN Gate I will uncover a very simple way which I use to unban myself and simply change my IP with not more than 3-5 clicks. The reason I didn't want to do this before is because I was thinking people would just use this for almost instant unbans and just ruin experience for many...
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    Legendary games you may have missed!

    O tempora, o mores! As once a great man said. Hello the old generatiom, hello the youth! Today we live in a day and age where we all want the best soundand graphics, yes, that always has been the case, but people wouldn't bother that much about it as the technology was not as advanced, but...
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    Help Text Disappearing

    So, I just hopped onto my PC after 2 days of not seeing it, I put in new NR_Serv script, great, let's see if it works: Press T, click on the text in top right corner for menu to appear - menu starts blinking. Then, what a weird case, where is my Admin Checker box to show admins? Aw, it might be...
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    Looking for a Pawn scripter.

    A new community built around SA-MP will be launched somewhere around the end of May, early June. A pretty big thing is planned around it. Now, we are looking for more people to help out in the development process. Currently we are looking for someone who is capable of scripting gamemodes for...
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    Wheels on the Bus ft. Max Damage

    Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na Carmageddon: Reincarnation - Wheels on the Bus Carmageddon: Reincarnation (Pre-Alpha). Enjoy my new ringtone.
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    Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life.

    Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life. (Original Reupload) It's never ogre... R.I.P. childhood
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    CLEO Help [HELP] ASI Cause SA-MP to Freeze After Loading

    I came down to this: ASI cause SA-MP to freeze completely after the white bar has come to the end and disappeared when game is about to load in. gta_sa.exe does not respond when I check with CTRL + ALT + DEL, I have to stop the process and thus I cannot play. I tried using both JernejL's and...
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    [REQ] Custom VPN (Add your own IP:Port)

    On the internet there are many lists of free and open Proxy IPs, now all I need is a tool that will connect to them. Yes, I could go to Control Panel and change IP from there, but that is heck of a hassle compared to just typing in IP into the VPN. So, anyone knows anything alike this? Thanks.
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    [HELP] From Windows XP to Windows 8

    Hello, I am about to install a Windows 8 on my PC, currently on Windows XP. First I would bring down my system, format my disk and bring a clean install. Now, I know that some of you here have installed a pirated Windows 8.1 already or at least didn't buy it, used fake keys, etc. So, I'd like...
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    [REQ] Reload Plugins (.cs, .asi, .cleo)

    Basically I need a tool that will reload/refresh .cs, .cleo and .asi scripts, basically restart them, set them back to 0. Why I need this? Because some scripts at times do not detect things properly in SAMP, they bug out, they do not update or load properly in the first place. It would be...
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    CLEO Help NOPs for weapon hacks?

    Hey, Hai, Ho! Okay, so, you know, weapob hacks... gets you banned. But there are NOPs that can avoid that, and I'm planning to add them in CLEO, though, all I need is offset addresses, at least for now. 1) An address that would allow spawning a weapon without it being detected as a cheat (NOP...
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    [REQ] Mousefix (Mouse Aim Smoothness)

    There is a problem that I have regarding the mouse in GTA SA, SA-MP. I am unaware if it is low/high DPI of a mouse causing it, but it is a problem and it has nothing to do with sensitivity, but precision. So, let's say I'm sniping; target is 1cm to the left, I move my mouse just slightly to...
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    Help [TuT] Fix Lag & Low FPS Rate in SA-MP!

    Many people, including myself, have had some lag issues with SA-MP and some still do. This tutorial will show you how to make your SA-MP and GTA SA (SP) run as good as it possibly can, whether you are on an old single-core, dual-core, triple-core, quad-core PC, doesn't matter. This tutorial...
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    Farewell!

    Greetings friends, strangers and enemies! And, so, it's my time to leave this web place. After multiple mental collapses (http://ugbase.eu/requests/(req)-custom-object-finder/msg31320/?topicseen#msg31320), I just couldn't bare through it. You're a nice gamemodding community, keep it up! I'll...
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    CLEO Installation | Fix CLEO Crashes! | + Plugins

    SUPER-FIX BY Mr.Ze Your game is crashing? CLEO mods seem to crash your game upon activation? CLEO just seems to be constantly freezing your game? Well, here is how to fix it! Sanny Builder 3 1. Download Sanny Builder. 2. Run a full installation, as administrator if necessary. 3...
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    [REQ] Custom Object Finder

    Well, something that would be quite useful for many peole. What this hack would do; it would it either render object ID through walls and objects on a certain distance, or a custom ESP which would render text, not object ID. It would come with .ini, in that configuration file we could set...
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    Help SA-MP Lag - Low FPS Rate.

    Same can be found here At this point, I am pretty positive that this is a SA-MP bug. When I am running SA-MP, my CPU usage is onlys 56%, my memory usage is only 456MB, out of 5992MB which I have. Changing graphical settings does not make a single difference, FPS rate is same regardless to...
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    Overgrowth - SUMLauncher 3 Cracked?

    So... I got a cracked Overgrowth... however, SUMLauncher (used for mods mostly) requests a key in order to launch... so has anyone anywhere cracked through it?
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    Help Silent Aims/Auto Bullets ain't no work, God dang it!

    Ye... why is this... AutoBullet.exe doesn't seem to be functioning really... Silent Aim on S0nicTz doesn't work either... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand 0.3z, it can easily be fixed. So, ye, till 0.3z and dem cheatsy doodles, what the crab is dis tho? :angry: :angry::angry:
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    New Forum.

    New forum discussion, aye, aye! Prons: Loads faster. Shoutbox possibility. Possibility of having instant notifications. Cons: Looks pretty default, and one of the forums that use exactly this (link) Doesn't look as pretty. Yes, switch but use a custom design, also add a shoutbox and...
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    SA-MP 0.3z - What does it bring and what does it take away?

    Aye, aye! We are a gamhacking community, and sith new SA-MP 0.3z new things come, yet some pernanently disappear. So, gamehacking related, what new paths of hacking does it bring, and what want be possible? Something to discuss in a friendly manner. Of course, more DoS security comes...
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    [GAME] What Do You Listen To?

    An interesting forum game, been everywhere, why not here? The rule and point of this game is to show what type of music you listen to, what artists and songs. Post names and audio-video (YouTube) examples of songs of artists (bands, vocals) you listen to. Feel free to comment on people's music...
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    UG-Base

    [center:276fzcgr]Before TheZeRots: [/center:276fzcgr] [center:276fzcgr]After TheZeRots: [/center:276fzcgr] :troll: :troll::troll:
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    Going to be serious from now on. No more bullshit.

    [center:1954h5qs]jk :troll: :troll::troll: [/center:1954h5qs]
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    Opcud wanz mi new profil pic

    Wat shaeill dem nuw profilez picz be photoshoppad? :hm: :hm::hm: gibe ideaz :troll: :troll::troll:
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    Literally Hitler.

    <!-- l topic4899-70.html<!-- l Stop it. Democracy, please. We went a bit off topic, ah and so did you 0x688 and you xzytro, and then you lock a topic, that is hypocrisy. I don't take no hypocrisy for an answer! :angry: :angry::angry: I give mein my pusi! I gibe mein potatoes! I gibe mein...
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    CLEO Release My CLEO Pack!

    And I decided to release (almost) all of my CLEOs collected over time... Some unfortunately got lost permanently throughout time, but, I still have many and use most of these on daily basis. Anyway, I already made this post but weirdly enough UG-Base page decided not to load and I lost over 16...
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    Legal/Illegal? ~ Explained?

    I've seen people with such concerns. There are many with such concerns. Here I'd like to discuss what may be legal or illegal here. This forum, and so this community, is not illegal. Being a member of it does not make you an offender or criminal of any sort. "Gamehacking" is indeed legal. It...
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    0x688 haets turbulent psychic energy of Potato!! Purge!

    OMG HE HAET POTATOS!! PURGE HIS UNHOLY DECEPTIVE DIABOLICAL OBLIVIOUS SOUL!! One does not simply hate potatos! Respect the holy almighty Potato-God! Or else he shall striek u from potato lands of above with his potato powers! Potato-brothers, we must stick togetha! We are Potato Undivided under...
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    I'm a sick bastard

    Ye, I'm sick... caught 7642964 deseases at once. Ill, god dang it, 420 potatos, I mean types, of cold. Ye, most likely won't see me on forums any time soon, YE, YOU FAKHERS, I KNOW U DID THIS SO YOU CAN HAVE A REST WITHOUT ME HUMPING UR FORUMS, anyway, so ill I can't even go drunk, ffs that's...
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    i wan potato

    So, how many petitions do mi need maek 4 potato sectione, signor? c: ahueahuahuehouhuaueouhuaouhe
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    Forum Suggestions Thread

    Since no one has created one yet, I'll take the honors! :derp: :derp::derp: This is a thread where you can freely and openly suggest features or changes that should be added or done to the forum. My suggestions: Notification System - You need this! Basically when someone replies to your...
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    Chemical Name of Titin.

    [center:2bwkukpd]HUEHUEHUEHUE RUSSIANS HEUHUEHUEHUE[/center:2bwkukpd] [center:2bwkukpd]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFR-ADakI-c[/center:2bwkukpd]
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    [Server] Can you hack it? (SA-MP)

    Thanks to my nigga zin, I made this topic. Anyway... apparently this, Project Apoclaypse, server has got some DoS protection and it has anti-bot and some shitty anti-cheat that is so shitty they had to make it kick-only. Not to mention that their script is stolen and that they booted servers who...
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    How Do You See the Future of SA-MP?

    A simple question that may bring both objective and subjective answers open to a discussion or an argument; How do you see the future of SA-MP? So, what do you think will be in 0.4a, 0.8, 1.0 version of SA-MP and all future versions? What do you think will change in future versions? What do you...
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    Describe a person above!

    [center:6q6en887]Describe a person above![/center:6q6en887] Ah, a funny little game that we (me and my lads and forum buddies) used to play back in the day on other forums. Basically, describe a person who has posted above you, try not to insult! And the first one to reply gets to describe me...
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    My post is gone?

    Err... I made a tutorial on how to properly install CLEO and mods and downgrade and patch SA for CLEO mods and I was about to add more stuff, since people around here have a lot of problems with CLEO so I kinda wanted to get those problems into a single post since they mostly have the same cause...
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    Petition for Pourne Sectione on UG-Base | www.change.org

    [center:37mf1sbb]SIGN A PETITION FOR POURNE SECTIONE ON UG-BASE! https://www.change.org/petitions/ug-base-create-a-pourne-sectione[/center:37mf1sbb]
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    SA-MP 0.3-R2 client security update - Will S0nicTz work?

    So I have a S0nicTz... aaaaaand... will it work with SA-MP 0.3x-R2? If not.. is there a way or could someone make it so it works?
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    0x688 haets u

    he haet me and mein pipl :angry: :angry::angry:
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    UG-Base Y U No maek sense?

    Err, well, just drunk and coming up with stuff as.usual... pls no mad, /care pls :derp: :derp::derp: So... why is a forum (General) Discussion section named Smalltalk when the actual definition of Smalltalk is a conversation that does not have a final goal but to spend time doing something -...
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    SA-MP 0.3Z in testing phase - LAG-SHOOT FIXED

    Aaaaand so here 0.3Z of SA-MP cums, prepare yo anuses! Anyway, apparently they had fixed the everlasting lag-shoot, i.e. SA-MP bullet/damage sync. And also improved the security against DoS attacks, and added body parts detection, or something simillar to that. So, what does this all mean...
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    i wan pusi

    gibe
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    Moving UG-Base to Deep Web as .onion site?

    So... what do you think about that? It will benefit to both yours, mine and ours privacy together, also, your server as well as webdite will be protected from many malware actions towards it. You will also be able to distribute content freely and openly within Deep Web. This way, your content...
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    Help Objects clipping through sniper scope.

    You know how RP scripts tie weapon objects to you when you have them holstered, and how some add backpack and all that? Well, seems like when I use a sniper rifle, aim, I can see M4 which is on my back, bacpack too, and it's blocking my vision. This is how San Andreas sniping works - when you...
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    SA-MP - Can't do anything! (S0nicTz) - d3d9.dll.

    Guys, I had SA-MP for a while... and now I installed S0nicTz, and guess what happened... I join a server, my character is supposed to appear behing Login box, he doesn't, when I login and spawn he bug-spawns at Blueberry, when I try to use teleport command (/goto) my character doesn't teleport...
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    Allow server to do stuff...?

    Err, unlike regular S0beit, S0nicTz does not allow server to set you inside vehicle or teleport you.. I tried setting NOPs in .ini but didn't work... anyone has any idea(s)? Thanks in advance!
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    Help Mod_sa - Can't see nametags.

    Okay.. so I have a SA-MP R1, and I got Bartekdvd's Mod_sa for SA-MP 0.3x R1-2... Anyway, the reason I use this one is because it doesn't cause FPS drops, it can't be detected by S0beit glitch, however I have to use it on R1, not R1-2 because I have some mods which do not support R1-2, anyway...
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    Different Mod_sa/S0beit client?

    Okay so... Default S0beit/Mod_sa by FYP can be easily detected with camera bug on server join... anyway... I'd either like to get a different version of Mod_Sa, like Trollbeit, or the one by Bartekdvd or fixed version of 25GHz's (and please not S0nIcTz, it really causes FPS drops and changes...
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    Help SA-MP FPS issues.

    Okay, since, I have to admit, you are a communit full of great dudes, lads, mates n scheisse... ye I have a serious question... how and why is my FPS so low on SA-MP sometimes? Okay, so... I installed 0.3x, I had mods, skins and all that... my FPS was terrible sometimes, it would drop to 8...
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    Help Banned for connecting with S0beit.

    All right... so... I used FYP's fake client so I can use some CLEO mods which do not work with R1-2... and I connected successfully! Then I logged out, when I logged back in, I was banned. And I found out that Anti-Cheat banned me for connecting with S0beit... Is there a way to bypass this...
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    Bypass or cheat through a client version check?

    Okay so... some servers can detect if you are using R1 or R1-2 or whichever version and then they kick you out and request that you use the latest, and as we all know, many mods do not support R1-2 version of SA-MP, therefore you have to use R1. What I'm asking for is a way to bypass or cheat...
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    CLEO Help Error loading plugin SAMPFUNCS v2.6.cleo

    I get this error when I try to use SAMPFUNCS v2.6 with my GTA SA. All other .cleo and .cs mods work, this is the only one causing trouble, could it be a bad file or?
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    CLEO Help Sampfuncs 2.6 error and First Person mod crash.

    I added in SAMPFUNCS v2.6.cleo, and first error is: "Error loading plugin SAMPFUNCS v2.6.cleo", then "gta_sa.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close.". When I remove SAMPFUNCS v2.6, it all works fine. 2nd issue is the fact that First Person View mod is crashing the game, I go into the...
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