Xer link said:
Who the fuck is Mr.Ze?
:celeral_guy: : A Member of UGBASE
:youdontsay: : A Gay Pornstar Thats Love Shrek
:celeral_spitting:
Seriously Who Is Mr.Ze?
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is heâs called the Mr.Ze.
Some say that he sleeps inside out, and that he once had full sex with Russell Brandtâs answering machine. All we know is heâs called the Mr.Ze.
Some say that his genitals are on upside down, and that if he could be bothered he could crack the da vinci code in 43 seconds. All we know is heâs called the Mr.Ze.
Some say that he lives in a tree, and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals. All we know is heâs called the Mr.Ze.
Some say that he invented the curtain, and that he recently submitted a £20,000 expenses claim for some gravel, for his moat. All we know is heâs called the Mr.Ze.
idk