CLEO Release [REL/SER] TheMostUselessScriptsEver.cs (Troll service)

[TheZeRots]

[glow=red,2,300]TROLL SERVICE[/glow]​

[glow=red,2,300]0100110101110010001011100101101001100101[/glow]​

This are a few hacks that will fuck shit up (not your files or the game itself, just your game session) and it is also a custom service if you wish to bundle any of these within an already existing hack.​

1. C1

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Hint: Crashes when 'something' happens.

2. C2

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Hint: Driving crashes.

3. D1

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Hint: Desynces you, duplicates you, CJs you.

4. D2

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Hint: Desynces you, force spawns you, flickers.

5. S1

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Hint: You know nothing, Jon Snow! follows you in every step you make.

6. N1

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Hint: Does literally what Jon Snow knows.

7. T1

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Hint: Rapes you in a car.

If you want me to bundle any of these with an already existing hack, just shoot me a PM over forums. NO, DO NOT REPLY a request on this thread, if you do so; I will completely ignore you and you will lose all chance of getting it customly bundled mod if you do so.

Anyway... if you have any other custom requests for fuckers/crashers to be implemented, also PM me.

Feel free to reply to this thread for ANYTHING beside bundle requests.

Keep in mind that I will not decompile/disassemble (en)crypted hacks.


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SA-MP Only*
SAMPFUNCs needed*

 

[TheZeRots]

Updated and ready to be shipped into a proper section [member=2]0x688[/member]

Proper section as said - CLEO, releases plox

 

[Opcode.eXe]

I get crashed by every single .cs here at the startup ..

 

[TheZeRots]

I get crashed by every single .cs here at the startup ..

nah, it shouldn't do that... doesn't do it for me nor my buddies...
ur pc is broken, burn et

 

[Swag???]

Hmm, I'll give it a shot

 

[SourceX]

I don't understand a fuck  :stoned:

Activation keys? :surprised:

 

[TheZeRots]

I don't understand a fuck  :stoned:

Activation keys? :surprised:

Find out yourself... mask it or PM me to put it in another CLEO, send it to your friends and watch the world burn...  pffh:


I hinted you what they do... it's up to you to do the rest... you can PM me if you want any of these inserted in another CLEO as I said in the original thread. However, I won't tell you what they do, find the Easter Eggs, gl hf <33

 

[inZ]

why do you even bother releasing this tell us what it does or GTFO  :stoned:

 

[TheZeRots]

why do you even bother releasing this tell us what it does or GTFO  :stoned:

GTFO.

Test them yourself or let your 'friends' test them.

I made this with one pure reason: Troll - but I will not make that as easy.

 

[inZ]

[quote author=inZ link=topic=8403.msg48608#msg48608 date=1405701836]
why do you even bother releasing this tell us what it does or GTFO  :stoned:

GTFO.

Test them yourself or let your 'friends' test them.
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why shall I test an unknown file , how can I know if this isn't a keylogger(samp-stealer) ?  :angry: :fuck_you:

 

[TheZeRots]

[quote author=Mr.Ze link=topic=8403.msg48609#msg48609 date=1405701861]
[quote author=inZ link=topic=8403.msg48608#msg48608 date=1405701836]
why do you even bother releasing this tell us what it does or GTFO  :stoned:

GTFO.

Test them yourself or let your 'friends' test them.
[/quote]
why shall I test an unknown file , how can I know if this isn't a keylogger(samp-stealer) ?  :angry: :fuck_you:
[/quote]
:table_flip:

Because I could put a keylogger in any of my hacks... anyone could... perhaps you are being keylogged as you speak... So why would I put a keylogger in something that's murky as this on its own? LOL You'd put it in a legit hack....

Anyone could... it's just a matter if they would.
I haven't done that once yet, and I won't do it this time either, I won't do it EVER.

I've been around here for long enough...  :stoned:

 

[inZ]

As your part of the title says I'd call this uselessshit.cs

 

[ClausBear]

so these are eastereggs we need to find or what?

 

[Badonga]

so these are eastereggs we need to find or what?

Fuck this we won't find your easter shit.  :not_bad: :yuno: :sweet_jesus: :angry: :fuck_you:

 

[TheZeRots]

In 7 days from now, I will make an encrypted message that will describe what each does.

 

[Simon98]

In 7 days from now, I will make an encrypted message that will describe what each does.

Mr.Ze if you are trying to be mysterious, cool and shit using redils YOU FAILED you officially proved that you're a retard.

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don't take it seriously i'm just joking  :dont_care:

 

[TheZeRots]

[quote author=Mr.Ze link=topic=8403.msg48647#msg48647 date=1405709466]
In 7 days from now, I will make an encrypted message that will describe what each does.

Mr.Ze if you are trying to be mysterious, cool and shit using redils YOU FAILED you officially proved that you're a retard.

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don't take it seriously i'm just joking  :dont_care:

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im best isreael saqs u saqs gib pusi b0ss

 

[HeberWilson]

damn this is interesant

 

[dokoko14]

yes finnaly crasher.cs

 

[TheZeRots]

yes finnaly crasher.cs

Actually, I'm making one, encountered CLEO's stupidity, now trying to fix that... and actually that's how I got to the one of those... and others... you don't want to know how... c: